Matthew: Dad, what happened to dinasours?
Me: No one is really sure how, but they went extinct. Scientists think it was a meteorite.
Matthew: But I heard it on TV that chickens are descended from dinosaurs.
Me: Well, yeah, but chickens aren't exactly dinosaurs.
Matthew: No, I guess not. Jurassic Park wouldn't be the same with chickens.
Me: No, that wouldn't be scary at all.
Matthew: Yeah, birds are not really scary. (He goes to play with Colbert and Mei.)
Kevin: He only says that because he hasn't seen Alfred Hitchcock's Birds.